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When a campus camera crew stops you and asks if they "Can interview you about the flu epidemic, since you obviously have it...."
***HEAD-DESK, HEAD-DESK, HEAD-DESK***
No, kids, this is not what the flu looks like. This is what violent allergies look like. The flu...well, the last time I had the flu, I would have put down my dog if it looked that ill.
***HEAD-DESK, HEAD-DESK, HEAD-DESK***
No, kids, this is not what the flu looks like. This is what violent allergies look like. The flu...well, the last time I had the flu, I would have put down my dog if it looked that ill.
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Date: 2009-02-13 05:14 am (UTC)May kleenexes be ever near you this week.